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(01/27/07 11:59:48)

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Would you attend this church event?

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ONTARIO, N.Y. - It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York.

The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester.

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(01/27/07 12:55:02)

There are some who call me .... Timmay!

Will there be viusal aids? :popcrn

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(01/27/07 13:34:32)

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(01/27/07 22:36:09)

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(01/28/07 02:00:38)

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Porn and Pancakes, huh? Interesting combination.

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(01/28/07 06:50:11)

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Probably not, as the stupidity might send me into a homicidal rage.

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(01/28/07 07:37:16)

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If they really need to study the subject in detail to make a judgment, I vote for some good visual aids here. Perhaps they can invite some of the actors and actresses to the meeting to show them how they fake all that stuff, eh? (I heard porn was fake; I do not know for sure.) Usually, the better the visual aids, the better the meeting in most cases. LOL

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(01/28/07 12:57:56)

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HERE HERE I AGREE! These topics are always pretty one sided sladering the people who rent or buy or sell or make porn. Do I agree with porn? NO I think it can be very addicting and cause alot of problems but so can alot of things. The sad thing is alot of the people in church are secretly addicted to porn they spend hours on the computer or watching videos alone. To be honest in my mind all these people are so repressed that they need an outlet somewhere and their wives are just as repressed as they are so they cant be open sexually in the bed room with their wives because what they like might gross them out. What needs to happen is deal with the problems at home husbands and wives(or your significant other but we are talking about church goers here)learn to be more open and just have fun. Heck they might not be so mean anymore if they just let go and just have a free for all in the bed room with their mate. RIDE EM COWBOY!!!!!! :goodbad

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(01/28/07 17:27:33)

I've seen people make the Mickey Mouse heads... but nothing this complex. I'm definitely interested.

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(01/29/07 01:24:47)

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This wouldn't happen to be a pay-per-view event would it?

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(01/29/07 11:26:08)

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Leave it up to Pentecostals eh?!
Diamond Girl... ride em cowboy... hey now I'm a PBR fan!!! wooohooo! just no 8 seconds please, huh.

Wonder if they'll provide rule books, guide lines, follow up sessions for new converts and the like.

What kind of syrup will be served, butter, body butter too? hmmmm could get interesting.... I suppose...

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(01/29/07 18:25:47)

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I'm surprised a thousand people haven't already signed up! Who's gonna be the guest speaker, Ron Jeremy?

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(01/30/07 01:21:35)

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If they had an altar call afterwards, I bet even Jenna Jameson could learn a few new noises to make. :teehee

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(01/30/07 08:23:14)

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Well, let's see. If they were to discuss pornography, perhaps Ezekiel 23:19-21 should be brought up.

"Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians fondled your bosom and caressed your young breasts."

Then they'd cut those verses out of their Bibles because the descriptions are too pornographic for the pentecostal to handle...

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I'm surprised a thousand people haven't already signed up!

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I think most Christians would be to ashamed to show their face! They be like, Im here for my uncle Bob,etc, not me....

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As a feminist, I'm very anti-pornography, and I think that people do need to be more educated on just how exploitative it can be, but I still think it's strange that a church would host something like this. Especially calling it "porn and pancakes," which kind of makes the topic sound a little too light for me.

You know, like "child abuse and Cheerios."

Or "bestiality and burritos."

Or "murder and muffins."

Know what I mean?

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Now THAT right there is funny!!!!!!

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(02/01/07 12:27:53)

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Okay, I *had* to tell some of my friends from another messageboard about this "seminar" ..... so far, they've come up with some other ideas for them too:

Sadomasochism and Sausage
Homosexuality and Hot Cakes
Weenies & Waffles
Bacon & Bits
Donuts and Dildos

Think they'll do some additional seminars?
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