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My take on this "classick":

We are Pentecostals
Praise be to our name
Forget about theology, because we are insane
These callouses upon our hands
And this, my friend's a fact
We got from never ending patting ourselves on the back

We roll around in church, like we're drunker than a skunk
Or higher that kite, or a second level bunk
Emotion's our theology
If it feels good then it's right
And if you want it confirmed, there's a prophet here tonight

So "touch not the Lord's annointed"
Men like Brother Hinn
Copeland, Tilton, and Roberts
and old what'sisname again.

We are Pentecostals
Praise be to our name
Forget about theology, because we are insane
These callouses upon our hands
And this, my friend's a fact
We got from never ending patting ourselves on the back

So please excuse me, brother
I'll be back in just a sec
Hinn needs some cash for Thursday
And I have to write a cheque

Now if you don't believe in us
Which we consider swell
Because non-pente's, as we all know
are roasting down in Hell

We are Pentecostals
Praise be to our name
Forget about theology, because we are insane
These callouses upon our hands
And this, my friend's a fact
We got from never ending patting ourselves on the back

We roll around in church, like we're drunker than a skunk
Or higher that kite, or a second level bunk
Emotion's our theology
If it feels good then it's right
And if you want it confirmed, there's a prophet here tonight

Hey Bootsie!!! I'm telling!!! :P

But seriously, you make a valid point. The line between the two technologies is so thin and faint as to be non-existent when put to the use you describe.