I'm a mess guys! I have a freaking exam in the morning, and I can't prepare...I can even function. Crap! I don't know what to do!

She kept asking me to GO TO CHURCH WITH HER!!!! Can you believe that SH*T????? I was sitting at the bar...couldn't stop weeping when she walked by leaving for church...pats me on the back and walks out. She just kept telling me that she had no choice! I DON"T UDERSTAND!!!!!!!!

Pascal wus clever kitteh hu wus laik: "I am not knoin if teh Ceiling Cat is reel." Oh noes! But Pascal was thinkin an thinkin, an he wus laik "If I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be gettin cheezburger. But if I has no beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be getting pwned. If there no Ceiling Cat, no matter anywai. I think I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat."