Writing of bills...
So Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were all on a plane. It crashed. No survivors. They got to the Pearly Gates, behind which was three thrones, the center one of which was not only large, immaculate, ornate, bejeweled, and of a quality of gold never before seen -- and occupied with a shining Being.

St. Peter asked Bill, Bill, and Al, "Why should I allow you in?"
Bill C stepped forward and said, "I am not just for the rights of all people, no matter what their creed, color, or social position, but I have worked hard to bring rights to people, applying myself in genuine concern and with great effort."

St. Peter nodded and said, "Come in. Take the throne to the left."

Bill G stepped up, then, and said, "I have applied myself since I was a young child to improving the world through the computer. I have improved the world of computers through my knowledge, which brought me wealth, which I then shared with the common people through gainful employment that centers upon not only their employment but upon their health and well-being. Further, I have distributed my wealth to the schools of the world through gifts of computers, grants, and encouraging personal growth in children. I have also..."

"Okay, okay," St. Peter said. "Just take the throne to the right!"

Al G then stepped up. "Pardon me, Peter, but someone is sitting in my throne."
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