I found out through my family members that my ex-church (apostolic) has been trying to entice visitors to come by offering the chance for visitors to win prizes (not every Sunday, just once in awhile) by attending the service.

This led to a discussion between my mom (still a pente) and me about what measures were appropriate to take to draw in visitors. It ended with her offering $8 an hour to me and my husband to attend church with her. :mindblow

I decided that wasn't enough compensation for having to endure the insanity of pentecostalism. She was seriously thinking about paying me $100 to attend one service (that was my offer) before deciding she'd only be willing to pay the hourly wage.

Well, at least I know if I have no luck finding a real job, there may be a future for me as a professional church attender. (ha ha, just kidding, I think I'd rather work at McDonalds.)