I would actually like to go to a UPC church again just to see what they are up to. But I think it is easier for a man to walk into a UPC church and not be spotted as a "sinner" - I would think they would immediately attack me or start praying for me because of my short hair and makeup. A man can be inconspicuous, where a woman cannot be. I would start throwing people across the room if they came up to me to pray for me or something. Then of course, they would assume that I am demon possessed and eventually the cops would be called and I would have a police record. :1yes

I am imagining it now................
"I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in, got enough guilt to start my own religion."

Tori Amos - Crucify