What gets me here, is everyone has this story about how they were in a service once and there was a lady who spoke (insert foreign language here) and someone else started praising Jesus fluently in that language... then after church the first lady goes up to talk to the other person in that language and realize that she doesn't understand a word she is saying....

How come I have NEVER heard someone talking in tongues that sounds like Spanish, or French or German or Italian or Russian? All languages that I could at least recognize as other languages...