Here's a couple fool-proof plans for saving gas. 1)Walk that 500 feet to the convenience store. 2)Invest in a bicycle/rollerblades/skateboard/whatever. 3)Buy a hybrid. 4)Plan ahead and buy everything you need for the next week or two in one trip instead of 10 trips. 5)All of the above.
Tis better to be a nut than an empty shell.

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