Hemmo,
On a lighter note, have you read the Bad Pentecostal Songs Award (I think it's on page five).
Here is a copy of what I wrote:

(I quoted a song I liked which is used for altar calls, I think, in Oneness churches)
Standing outside the portals, standing outside denied,
Knowing that with the demons ever you shall abide;
Never to share the beauties awaiting the sanctified . .
."

(I added one myself)
Amazing. I made one up myself once, just for fun:
You've not got to sin,
You've not got to sin,
You've not got to sin at all.
You've not got to sin,
Or your teeth will all fall out,
And the Lord will strike you blind.
Blind, blind.