AH HA! Yes! I totally forgot about the restaurant habits of the Penteglutton's! My friends hated me when we would go out because I would always, openly in front of the group, declare to the waitress that they could feel free to split up the tables. My friends would be so pissed at this because they INSISTED on sitting together. I never understood why the hell 20 people think it's necessary to sit at one long table?! It's frickin ignorant! One end is not going to talk to the other. And when it's like this everyone is moving around so much that the waitress can't keep straight whose food goes where. It's ridiculous.

They would also get angry at me when I would tell the waitress to take her time, make sure her other tables were happy and make us her last priority. I just always felt so guilty about forcing someone, who worked so hard to make so little, to jump through hoops for us. It was so ridiculous.

Tipping was the worst. You practically had to pry an extra two dollars out of my church families cold, grease soaked sausage fingers for the poor waitress.

And how about the fact that everyone just gets water, but demands pictures and refills despite not paying for it? The if they do tip it's on a such smaller amount because of no paid beverage, even though the poor girl ran a gauntlet to keep Pastor F*****g Lard Ass's glass full. I don't know what's more shameful: pentecostals in church or pentecostals in restaurants. They're the most self important, ego maniacal bastards when it comes to eating out.

I went out with some friends one night after church. There were maybe eight of us. We went to a Mexican chain restaurant by the mall in our city. Out of a table of 8, no one was going to order anything. They went for the free chips and salsa and everyone got water. I wound up buying 4 desserts for the table to split, plus an entree for myself because I was so embarrassed. Such a disgrace.

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