I think the obese pentecostal women are the reason for the standards. Those chewed bubble gum looking thighs look much better draped in a Lane Bryant skirt than they would in some jeggings. Seriously, I've seen some girls, whom I thought were relatively attractive, leave church and start wearing tighter clothes and I'm thinkin "Oh honey you need to pray through for no other reason than it was helping you not look like a whale..."